Monthly Archives: October 2026

Double Negative

An MIT linguistics professor was lecturing his class the other day. “In English,” he said, “a double negative forms a positive. However, in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative remains a negative. But there isn’t a single language, not one, in which a double positive can express a negative.” A voice from [...]

By |2026-10-11T00:02:43-07:00October 11th, 2026|2026 Jokes, Jokes|0 Comments

Country Drive

The wife and I took a long, leisurely drive out to the country and pulled over to fill up our car’s gas tank and tires. She was surprised to see that the station had a fee to fill the tires and asked me, “Why in the world do they charge for AIR?!” I responded, [...]

By |2026-10-04T00:04:57-07:00October 4th, 2026|2026 Jokes, Jokes|0 Comments
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